Tyler Lockett had 31, Matthew Stafford threw for 28, both the offense and defense broke the century marker, and Detroit cruised to an easy 45 point victory over the Eagles in the wildcard round – though since Lockett played on Monday Night, the victory appeared much more questionable up until that point. The Eagles were undone on the defensive side of the ball, where not a single player reached double figures. Combined with a Witten goose egg, it was simply too much for the Eagles to overcome.
Arizona Cardinals 198, Atlanta Falcons 150
The bright lights of the playoffs do strange things to teams. Atlanta and Cleveland are both teams that are vastly better than they showed in the Wild Card round, leading one to wonder just what sort of first time playoff jitters both teams were experiencing. Julio Jones came to play with 23 and Jay Ajayi got a respectable 16, but nobody else on the team scored more than 11 points as the Falcons stumble to a quick exit. Ryan Fitzpatrick’s 4 point whimper will increase the cries for Goff over the off-season. Arizona, on the other hand, put in a strong, workmanlike performance that shows they know what the playoffs are about and are planning on a long stay. Shady McCoy led the way with 32, Brandon LaFell snared 22, and the Cardinal offense outscored the Falcon offense by 40, proving to be the difference in the game.
Kansas City Chiefs 244, Cleveland Browns 115
Cleveland’s drama and triumph happened in week 12, when the Browns posted a nice win and won a four team tie-breaker to make their first ever RDFL playoff. It was a huge milestone for what has been a struggling franchise, and a great step on the rise to success. Coupled with a bye week that away 5 starters and an injury to star receiver Marvin Jones, one could forgive the Browns for just being happy to be there. The Browns were lifeless from the jump, falling behind 25-9 on Thursday night and staying there. Both sides of the ball were abysmal as Cleveland posted 48 offensive points and 55 defensive ones on the way to their worst overall performance of the year. Still, a first ever playoff experience deserves congratulations. Kansas City, meanwhile, took advantage, feasting on defense. The front-line trio of Everson Griffen, Kyle Williams, and Dante Fowler combined for 66 defensive points, the defense put up 153, and Jordy Nelson added 31 to make this a convincing route.
Houston Texans 230, New England Patriots 201
The best game of the playoffs was never truly decided until Monday night, as the Houston Texans and New England Patriots both put up strong performances worthy of playoff teams. New England road strong games on each side of the ball, getting a well rounded 95 on offense and 92 on defense. Houston countered, however, with a preposterous ground and pound game all weekend long behind a 40 point explosion from David Johnson and a 36 point complement from Jordan Howard. As a result, Houston outscored the Patriots at RB (Frank Gore and Kenjon Barner) 75-15, more than enough to make up for the difference in the game. Still, a hugely successful year for the 12-4 Patriots, who would have advanced against 3/4 NFC teams in the Wild Card.
Divisional Round Predictions:
Carolina Panthers vs. Arizona Cardinals: This battle of playoff veteran teams also appears pretty one-sided. The Panthers have the 2nd ranked offense and 6th ranked defense in football, while the Cardinals are on the middle of the list. Injury concerns do loom for Carolina though, with Luke Kuechly and Kurt Coleman still in the concussion profile, Eddie Royal and Robert Woods suffering from lingering injuries, and whatever the heck is going on with the real life Cam and the Panthers threatening to impinge. Still, the biggest danger to me is that the Panthers look past the Cardinals this week. Face to face and at full strength, Arizona would need a repeat from Shady and much more to knock off the Panthers. But if Carolina turns in a dud, Arizona is absolutely strong enough to capitalize
Prediction: In a startling break from my playoff rule about never predicting Carolina, I pick Carolina. This is largely because Carolina seems to have their own rule about winning every damn playoff game.
New York Giants vs. Detroit Lions: To my mind, this is the best matchup of the divisional round, and potentially one of the best 2 vs 3 divisional matchups we’ve seen in a long-long time. The Giants were the best team by far in fantasy points in the regular season, dropping out of the top slot by virtue of a pair of back to back losses against teams like LA playing their hearts out. Let’s be clear, though – they scored 3775 fantasy points, which is an AVERAGE of more than 230 per game. When they are on, they are massacring people. By contrast, the Lions won their division handily, are an outstanding team in their own right, and scored 3219.
Prediction: New York Giants. It’s hard to vote against Antonio Brown, DeAndre Hopkins, and the best point total in RDFL. I’m riding the Giants until Carolina beats them and makes me look bad.
Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Texans: Here’s where things get interesting. The red-hot Texans against the wounded but still powerful Bills. Houston is on a tear, winning some ridiculous number of games in a row (is it 11?) and posting 230 points in a very strong playoff performance. As Jordan Howard emerges in the Bears backfield as a stud, this team just gets stronger. Nobody wants to play them, and they are a brutal 12-4 four seed. At the same time, the Bills injuries are well documented, with Gronk, AP, CJ Prosise, and AJ Green suffering major injuries and Alshon Jeffery suspended. So does this bode well for an upset? Hard to say. Because of that defense. Just when everyone thought the Bills might be vulnerable, they dropped a 156 point defensive day to combine a still solid 80 points from the offense to score the most points in fantasy in the week #12 double and maintain the #1 seed. Same old Buffalo. Wounded? Yes. Still fighting? Absolutely. This is going to be one heck of a fun game.
Prediction: Houston. Going out on a limb here and saying Houston is too hot and the injuries are too much. But man this will be close.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Kansas City Chiefs: Another one that should be close. The Baltimore Ravens have not lost since week 3. This team has done nothing but win, week after week, game after game, opponent after opponent. Add to that the sudden re-emergence of “good Joe Flacco” and Dennis Pitta, and this is a ferocious team that nobody wants a piece of. The Ravens make their hay with their #3 ranked offense that could get even better, and feature a complimentary #9 defense. The Chiefs, meanwhile, are riding high after their wild card round laugher, but will be watching the injury news all week anxiously for updates on Jordan Reed and Tavon Austin.
Prediction: Baltimore. You don’t go against a team this hot, especially not after seeing what they would have put up last week had they been playing!
Good luck to all, and condolences/congratulations to Atlanta, Philadelphia, Cleveland and New England.
In fairness to myself, I wrote a full and detailed apology, followed by a 3.5 hours treatise analyzing the playoff chances of 16 total teams before the season’s final week, as well as a detailed recap of the previous two. I clicked save draft. I shut my computer. I came back Thanksgiving morning to edit and post and found that I had only the first paragraph. I was demoralized, and had neither the heart nor the time to duplicate either the apology or the treatise.
So, as they say in Canada, “Sorry ‘boot that that!”
Anyway, ya hosers, thanks for sticking with me, and I am hear to predict the playoffs. A little drama in the commishing world today, so it’s Thursday night after games have started. “Sorry ‘boot that.”
In any case, here goes nothing!
#1 – Bye – Carolina Panthers
#2 – Bye – New York Football Giants
#3 Detroit Lions vs. #6 New… wait… Phil… wait.. New Orl!… wait. nope. It’s Philadelphia. It’s the Philadelphia Eagles.
After stat correction mayhem featuring the New Orleans Saints vs (ironically) these very same Detroit Lions, the Lions prevail in their final match of the season against the Saints and avoid a rematch, getting the Eagles instead.
It’s worth noting at this point that absolutely nobody has ever gotten more screwed by stat corrections than the New Orleans Saints, who had the only undefeated regular season in real deal history in 2013 – until they lost it in a stat correction the final week of the season. The constant state of anxiety Saints fans feel about Monday and Tuesday stat changes is downright legit.
The metrics, needless to say, like Detroit in this wildcard matchup. The Lions are 6 overall in fantasy points, the Eagles 13th. The Lions have the 7th ranked offense and 13th ranked Defense, while the Eagles are 12th and 18th respectively. The last time the Eagles outscored the Lions on an individual week was week 9. Add to all this that the Eagles have four starters questionable with injuries (not even talking about Jamaal Charles) and 10 ppg DT Jurrell Casey on bye. It’s rough. The Lions, to be fair, also have a #1 RB in Ameer Abdullah on the IR, and do lose Jaime Collins on bye. However, with Leonard Floyd returning to practice, it’s a much better week for the Lions, who have played better both all season and the last few weeks.
#4 Arizona Cardinals vs. #5 Atlanta Falcons
A classic example of the highest seed not necessarily being the better team, the Cardinals cruised through the year to an easy championship in a weak NFC West. The Falcons faced the exact opposite challenge, warring to a wild card in RDFL’s hardest division. The metrics in this one all point the Falcons way, though. Atlanta is 9th in fantasy points scored compared to Arizona’s 16th. The Falcons also have better offensive and defense metrics, finishing 11th on offense and 6th on defense. The Cardinals are consistent, coming in at a solid 16th on offense and 15th on defense. It’s got to be a little hard to win a playoff game when Ryan Fitzpatrick is your quarterback, but that defense is downright excellent and the receiving core of Julio Jones, Kelvin Benjamin, John Brown, and Mohamed Sanu are going to be tough to beat in the playoffs. Arizona hasn’t scored 200 points since week 2 and hasn’t scored 100 points on either offense or defense since week 4. Just like in the other NFC playoff game, both the long-term and short-term trends predict an obvious result.
#1 – Buffalo Bills (246 patients in week #12 with all those injuries…)
#2 – Baltimore Ravens (nothing like a 12 game winning streak, eh?)
#3 Kansas City Chiefs vs. #6 Cleveland Browns
After winning the tie-breaker of the century through head-to-head victories and a brutal Tennessee Titans collapse down the stretch, and benefiting heavily from Pittsburgh forfeits, the Browns heroically claim the wildcard for a playoff berth… only to have a week #13 wild card round bye. My goodness. That is stinking horrible, as the Browns are only one of two teams with a scheduling quirk week 13 bye. It costs them star running back Isaiah Crowell, starting TE Gary Barnidge, and four defensive starters. Ouch. Cleveland’s strength all year has been its quietly underrated #4 ranked offense, compensating for a porous (#20 overall) defense. It’s going to be hard to maintain that without Crowell and Barnidge, but the Browns have been proving people wrong all year. They’ll need a huge game from their passing attack of Blake Bortles, Marvin Jones, Jeremy Maclin, MIchael Crabtree, and Mike Evans. The Chiefs, on the other hand, will be without Jordan Reed yet again, but totally avoid byes. The Chiefs scored the most points in the AFC in the regular season and have a top 6 offense and defense… it’s the sort of game KC should win hands down… but it’s also the sort of game where you almost want to pick Cleveland for just that reason.
Prediction (Oh man I hate to do this to myself!): Kansas City
#4 Houston Texans vs. #5 New England Patriots
A pair of two of the quietest really good teams you will ever see will rematch in the wild card round. The two hooked up in a nice week 3 game that New England won 211-193 behind 6 defensive takeaways (3 picks, 3 forced fumbles). Jameis Winston and Carlos Hyde went nuts to keep the Texans close, but couldn’t quite close the gap. Both teams hang their hats on offense, (Houston #5, New England #9) and try to keep their defenses off the field (New England #17, Houston #21). New England loses Delanie Walker, their star TE, and Damien Stafford to bye weeks – but its not as much as a curse as it might seem – Cameron Brate, Walker’s replacement, threw down 27 against Houston in week 3. A repeat of that would not be amiss at all. Still, Houston has been one of the best teams in the league after a slow start, reeling off a whole passel of wins behind an outstanding offense, and they are totally healthy and facing no bye losses.
For the record, here’s how I expect the playoffs to play out in total:
Wild Card Round:
Detroit over Philadelphia
Atlanta over Arizona
Kansas City over Cleveland
Houston over New England
Carolina over Atlanta
New York Giants over Detroit
Buffalo over Houston
Baltimore over Kansas City
New York Giants over Carolina
Baltimore over Buffalo (injuries finally catch up)
Well, well, well things are starting to get interesting!
Week 8 brought an influx of upsets and surprising results, with a full 7 games that could reasonably be classified as upsets. As a result, both the NFC and AFC wild card spots are getting fascinating. With just 5 games to go in the season, fully 22 teams remain in striking distance (within 2 games) of a playoff spot, and with the exception of the undefeated 11-0 Bills, not a single one of the divisional races is cleanly decided It’s going to be fun from here on out!
Game of the Week: Arizona Cardinals 165, Carolina Panthers 160
With apologies to Dallas’ narrow 186-182 squeaker over a suddenly injury ravaged Philadelphia Eagles squad, this one makes the cut both because of how tight the game was, and how substantial the playoff and seeding implications could be in the competitive NFC. Both teams nearly hit the century mark on defense, didn’t break double figures on special teams, and cruised to disappointing 50something performances on offense. The difference? A Practice Squad Poach. Earlier this week, Devontae Booker was hanging out on the Vikings Practice Squad. The Cardinals snared him and flipped him into the starting lineup, where he scored 18.5 points. On a week when Shady McCoy, Richard Rodgers, and Michael Floyd all put up zeroes, Devontae was the difference. Watch the Practice Squad folks. It can make or break you! As a result, the Cardinals move into sole possession of first place for the first time all year while the Panthers fall back into a tie with the hard-charging Falcons.
Dallas Cowboys: Ok, you don’t get game of the week. But an upset like that deserves a shoutout. The Cowboys rode 20+ points from Carson Palmer, Davante Adams, and Allan Hurns to barely overcome a 50 point explosion on Carr. It’s the Cowboys first win since Washington in week 2, and provides some hope that the young core of players that the team has put together via trade this year will make a solid foundation moving forward.
Oakland Raiders: Well now. This is what happens when Oakland finally gets healthy, eh? Dez is back. Tyler Eifert is back. Jonathan Stewart is back. Aaron Rodgers seems to have recovered from whatever funk was plaguing him early on. The result is a 230-164 obliteration of Tampa Bay, which would have been worse had the Raiders even remembered to start Eifert. Oakland has very quietly won three straight to move to 6-5 and pull within 1 game of the wild card and 2 games of the division lead in the West. The Raiders could continue to make some hay with games against Denver and Indy coming, before a brutal stretch of Houston, Buffalo, and Carolina to close the season.
Houston Texans: The Texans are tied for first place. After a bipolar start to the year, the Texans have now put together four straight victories against decent competition to tie for the AFC South lead. Their latest win, a 212-184 triumph over the Lions, was no joke either. Detroit’s a division leader and had a great shot at a playoff bye before this setback. Even more encouraging, ever player on the Texan offense scored in double figures, and contributions came from a variety of players who had been huge lottery ticket question marks before the season began. If Mike Gillislee, Austin Hooper, Chris Hogan, Kerry Hyder and John Simon can keep putting up double figure scores for the rest of the season, Houston could be very hard to beat. Opportunity looms again in week 9 in the form of a showdown with fellow AFC bubbler Cincy.
Honorable Mentions: New York Giants, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints. Teams Falling:
Philadelphia Eagles: Yeeouch. One week after pulling to within a game of the Giants, the Eagles had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week 8. A four point loss in what should have been a gimme game against the Cowboys. A significant arrest for Josh Huff. Derrick Henry outshining DeMarco Murray. And the Honey Badger out for the rest of the regular season at least. All that combined with wins by the Giants, Falcons and Saints, and the Eagles are no longer thinking about the division. They are thinking about their wild card life. On tap, of course, is just what the doctor ordered. A date with the newly revitalized Giants.
Tennessee Titans: Adversity. It’s where the stars shine. It’s where you find out what men are made of. It’s where heroes are born and goats are immortalized. It’s where the Tennessee Titans suddenly and unhappily find themselves. Coming off a vigorous week 6 shelling of the Cleveland Browns, the Titans had a 7-2 record, a 2 game lead in what appeared to be a mediocre division, and with two very winnable games against Indianapolis and Jacksonville coming up. A two-seed and playoff bye appeared to be clearly in sight. Ouch. Two painfully mediocre defeats later, the Titans are now 7-4, tied for first, have not broken 200 points (other than 201 against Cleveland) since week 2, and are only 7th in the AFC in points scored. The good news for the Titans is that the next three games are against San Diego, Green Bay, and Indianapolis, all below .500 teams, so there’s time to recover. The bad news is that so were their last two. We’ll see.
Los Angeles Rams: What’s the best way to follow up a stunning victory over the New York Giants where the whole team shows up and plays well? A lackluster, uninspired 98 point performance in a total beatdown. A goose egg from six players who did play and a number of others on bye. Not a single player hitting 20 and only 5 hitting double digits. Yeeouch. Sometimes big wins are catapults. Sometimes they are flukes. This one looks like a fluke.
Dishonorable Mentions: Chicago Bears, Pittsburgh Steelers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Seattle Seahawks, Detroit Lions.
Oh, and a special dishonorable shout-out to Denver and Green Bye. Come on guys. Can you at least try to start a legal lineup on occasion?
Games of the Week:
Arizona Cardinals vs. Chicago Bears: It’s bye week Mayhem for the Bears and Cards! Arizona is on a hot streak after beating the Panthers, and look to keep it going against the Bears. After pulling off a trade for Landry Jones, the Bears remain in spitting distance of both the Lions and the NFC Wild Card – but really need a win in week 9 to pull it off. The bye looks a little more damaging for Zona than for the fighting Butkuses, but injuries may play on even larger role in the outcome.
Atlanta Falcons vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Despite seemingly losing every single week, the Bucs have scored the 7th most points in the NFC, and could ostensibly mount a run. If so, it has to be now. The Falcons are looking very good, riding a winning streak and a 245 point performance. This is their chance to both deep six Tampa Bay’s season and move into sole possession of first place in the NFC South.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Pittsburgh Steelers: This rivalry game has lost a little luster as the Steelers have struggled to maintain a legal lineup at times this year, and have had major bad luck with suspensions and injuries at others. Still, this is a team that is much better than 5-6, and can play anyone tight. Heck, they can dominate anyone on any given week. Baltimore is no slouch either, having knocked off the Giants and quietly kept pace with Cleveland and Cincy in the better than expected AFC Norris. Both teams should be near full strength, which should be a treat for us.
Buffalo Bills vs. Seattle Seahawks: What an utterly bizarre situation this is. The Buffalo Bills are 11-0, have the AFC East locked up, are cruising towards the #1 overall seed, and have barely even been challenged. The Seahawks, after a schedule-boosted 6-1 start, have lost four straight to fall to 6-5, and plummet. Easy, right? Well, except that the Bills get killed on the bye week. DeSean Jackson, AJ Green, Rob Gronkowski, Alshon Jeffery, Mason Foster, Deion Buccannon, Tracy Porter, and George Iloka among others are ALL on bye. The Bills players on bye are better than most TEAMS. The Seahawks do lose a few players themselves, but nowhere near THAT. The result being a Fantrax projected Seahawks victory. How bizarre would that be?
Houston Texans vs. Cincinnati Bengals: Another great matchup that will be heavily influenced by the bye week, the 7-4 and tied for first place Texans square off against the 8-3 and also tied for first place Bengals. Hard to say who the bye week hurts more, as Cincy loses their QB and some huge defensive pieces, while the Texans keep their QB, but lose David Johnson, Jordan Howard, and some solid defensive pieces in their own right
New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles: It’s a week to week league, right? The Eagles need to hope so. This is NOT what the doctor ordered for an injured team. A week ago, Philly might have welcomed this as a chance to knock off the suddenly vulnerable Giants. Not now. Now Philly just wants a win to keep pace with the wild card – and will have to do it with no Honey Badger and facing the Giants full lineup. It’s possible. But my money is on the Giants.
Good luck this week everybody! Enjoy game 7!
Ten games in and 23 teams still have legitimate, solid playoff aspirations. That is not a bad competitive season! It was a bit of a low scoring week 7, with only 8 teams reaching or breaking the 200 point barrier, but that doesn’t mean that there wasn’t some associated drama.
Game of the Week: New England Patriots 206, PIttsburgh Steelers 202
Well, this one definitely lived up to its billing. The outcome was in doubt literally the entire weekend. It wasn’t over until Brock Osweiler staggered home with ten points on Monday night, staving off a combined 12 points by the two Monday night Steeler defenders. When the dust settled, the Patriots had a four point win behind a combined 100 points from Jamison Crowder, Mike Wallace, Frank Gore, and Delanie Walker. Talk about some unexpected gems that have been huge contributors for the Pats! Le’Veon Bell scored 30 in a losing effort for Pittsburgh, and the Steeler defense was outstanding – but without Ben Roethlisberger, a zero at the QB spot was too big to overcome. With the result, the Patriots stay in front of the Wild Card Line at a nice, solid 7-3. The Steelers, meanwhile, fall to 5-5. Still a great team. Still within striking distance. But they need to move soon.
Buffalo Bills: It’s awesome to be undefeated. But in some ways it sort of sucks to be the favorite and go undefeated. Because then you never really rise. You’re always meeting expectations, never exceeding them. So it seems only fitting that this week we recognize the Buffalo Bills for hitting the 10-0 mark behind a quiet, workmanlike, ho-hum 228-98 thrashing of the Miami Dolphins. Buffalo is on track. They’ve scored the most points in the AFC and haven’t lost yet. They haven’t really come anywhere close to losing. Tyrod Taylor has been good at QB. AJ Green and Gronk have been as awesome as expected. Nobody’s even noticed this team hasn’t had AP. The defense routinely hits the century mark even on a bad day. Everything is going according to plan. And that’s a fantastic plan. It’s the best plan. Believe me.
Cleveland Browns: We mentioned last week that it was a week-to-week league, right? Scuffling team? Pair of abysmal performances in a row. Facing the division leader who happens to be on a roll. Tough, right? No problem. Cleveland bounces back with a 197-173 win behind huge games from Mike Evans (31) and Michael Crabtree (25). The Bengals have some uncharacteristic struggles on offense (posting three goose eggs) and Cleveland is back in a tie for first place (and own the tiebreaker in a two-way tie). Now admittedly, the defense remains a problem for the Browns (only 63 total points in week 7 and the last time the defense hit the century mark was in week 2), but things all of a sudden look a whole lot rosier for this somewhat less tortured than it used to be city.
Philadelphia Eagles: I confess that I’ve dogged Philly a bit and haven’t really bought into the hype. The Eagles seemed like a mediocre team excelling against a weak schedule. And to some degree, that’s borne out – Philly has scored the fewest points out of the twelve teams who would currently be in the playoffs. But that’s two straight wins for Philly with solid point totals, and this recent one, a 235-138 pasting of Minnesota, was the third-highest score of the week. Most exciting, question mark guys like Lance Kendricks, Brian Quick, Josh Huff, and, especially, Ty Montgomery, showed up to play this past week and seem to be finding real roles in their respective offenses. Coupled with a pair of consecutive Giant losses, the Eagles stand only a game back (albeit without the tiebreaker) and the unthinkable is an actual possibility.
Honorable Mentions: Los Angeles Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, Indianapolis Colts
New York Giants: Speaking of the G-Men, what on earth is going on? After looking like they might not lose all season, the suddenly vulnerable Giants have lost two straight games, this one to the lowly LA Rams. In a lot of ways, though, this is simple schedule misfortune and speaks more to the Ravens and Rams than it does to the Giants. Combined between the two weeks, New York has still averaged over 200ppg – it’s just that the Ravens and Rams have combined for 511. Way over both of their season averages. There are genuine concerns for the Giants (again on defense), where only two week seven starters reached double figures. But they’ll be fine. This is more a testament to the fantastic game played by the Rams, who got 20+ points from six players. LA has been knocking on the door, but this was the signature win the program needed. Now to see if they can build on it.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Yeesh. After a gift 116-112 win over Minnesota, the Bucs apparently got the message that they could coast and win against lesser competition. That was the wrong message, and it bit them in a big way in week 7, as the San Francisco 49ers staggered across the finish line in a compellingly ugly 166-161 sloth race. The Buc defense came to play and put up 122 points behind a 60 point performance from the D-Line of Emmanuel Ogbah, Jaye Howard, Gerald McCoy, and Jadaveon Clowney. But that offense… something needs to change fast. It was a 28.5 point “Seahawk-esque” showing for an offense that got legitimate points (14) only from Emmanuel Sanders. Quarterback issues loom large for the Bucs, and Tampa faces a daunting climb out of the basement in the brutal NFC South.
Tennessee Titans: With a golden opportunity to put away divisional rival Indianapolis for good, the Titans couldn’t muster the juice to get up for the game, struggling to a thoroughly mediocre 216-164 loss. Both sides of the ball were similarly average, with 72 points on offense and 74 on defense. The wrong kind of consistency. Indy won with their characteristically stout defense, but also with a 74 point offensive game – the highest offensive total the Colts have posted since week 1. As a result, the AFC South falls back into question, with Tennessee maintaining a meager 1 game lead over Houston (who beat Denver) with the Colts hanging gamely around at 5-5.
Dishonorable Mentions: New Orleans Saints, Seattle Seahawks, Jacksonville Jaguars
Games of the Week:
Arizona Cardinals vs. Carolina Panthers: The good ship Cardinal seems to have righted itself as Arizona has won three straight and caught up to Seattle to restore balance in what had been a bizarre NFC West. Carolina remains its strong self, though it hasn’t put out a signature performance in a few weeks. This isn’t necessarily a “need to have it” game for either side – both teams should be fine even with a loss – but it is a bragging rights game and just some good fantasy football between two excellent teams. Should Arizona win this, it would be a psychological victory declaring their early-season struggles are history.
Buffalo Bills vs. New England Patriots: This is what you call “a shot at the champ”. Does Buffalo need this game? Nope. Will they win through to top seed and a playoff bye regardless of the outcome? Sure. Does New England need this game? It’s not desperate, but yeah, they could always use more wins. Nah, this isn’t a “standings game” either. What this is is is (yep, three is’s in a row and it’s right baby!) a surprisingly game New England team that is getting contributions from unexpected players throwing its best shot at the league bully. A good game? Who knows. A must have? Not really. But drama? Almost certainly.
Detroit Lions vs. Houston Texans: While Detroit calmly and quietly holds on to a two game advantage in the NFC North, beating exactly who they should beat and rarely facing a huge challenge, life has been a topsy turvy roller coaster for Houston. After a rather uninspiring 150-137 win (still a win!) over the Denver Broncos, the Texans find themselves only a game back of the AFC South crown. This IS a standings game. Houston can’t afford a loss here. Detroit could. But best not let the Bears get too close…
Indianapolis Colts vs. Kansas City Chiefs: One big win down for Indy, another in the works? A week after shutting down Tennessee in a must-win game, the Colts get another division leader in the Chiefs. The key for the Colts will be to maintain their level of offensive play. That defense can win against just about anybody, so if the offense can continue to score 75, that’s often going to be enough. It’s been a challenge to point. Some key pieces are out on both teams, with Indy losing three primary defensive pieces, and the Chiefs likely without Jordan Reed for yet another week and Tavon Austin on bye.
New Orleans Saints vs. Seattle Seahawks: Now THIS is a standings game. Both teams sit at a quite respectable 6-4. Both teams badly need this game. For New Orleans, it’s a function of a slow start and a tough division. For Seattle, this is a function of really needing to win A game to slow down a recent funk. In a big break for the Saints, Russell Wilson looks like he may miss this game, and Sterling Shephard is on bye, so this Seattle offense could look like… ::haunting music:: last year! A Halloween special.
Ok y’all, that sucked. Week 5 sucked. We all, in week 5, collectively sucked. And I think we all need to come together as a league and vow to try harder and do better. Because honestly, that was really, seriously terrible.
First off, there were NO good games. Zero. I can’t even pick a game of the week because this week’s games were so damn bad. Do I pick New England’s uninspiring 166-141 snoozefest against Cleveland where both teams underperformed their season averages massively (not on a bye week)? Do I choose San Diego’s almost sort of maybe kind of exciting 179-162 Monday night triumph over the Raidres because it had the most drama (not all that much) and pulled the two squads into a 3-5 tie in the standings? Denver’s 174-140 upset of a cornswaggled Atlanta franchise for its first win? Buffalo’s utterly irrelevant 227-181 win over the Rams because it had the most points? I’ve literally got nothing, y’all. That was the WORST set of games I’ve ever seen.
And frankly, we all sucked as well as being noncompetitive. There were literally only FOUR teams that broke 200 points (Buffalo, Pittsburgh, the Giants, and, surprisingly, Chicago). FOUR. With the exception of the always fantastic Giants, the highest point total was 227. 17/32 teams (more than half the league) scored 166 points or less. There were two games (only two!) where both teams scored more than that. I could go on.
Consider this the equivalent of an expletive filled Rex Ryan-esque freakout. There’s no excuse. Do better. Play better. Be better. Or I’ll be the first mother-effer out of here!*
Game of the week: NONE. No game of the week. Y’all don’t deserve a game of the week. No participation trophies just for showing up. Damn millennials. Teams Rising:
Chicago Bears: Gotta give credit where credit is due. The Bears break the 200 point threshold and are one of the few teams that didn’t embarrass us. They played above their season average and beat a decent Indianapolis team to get back up to .500 and keep pace with the Lions. Great game by Brian Hoyer. Great game by Brandon Marshall. Great game by the un-concussed Kevin Minter. There’s more to be done, but this was a step in the right direction.
Denver Broncos: So that’s one team that is off the schneid! After being epically terrible for the first weeks of the season, the Broncos came out and knocked off Atlanta, scoring more points than well over half the league and actually looking like a competitive squad. Paxton Lynch to Demaryius Thomas looks like it could be a thing, and that Cole Beasley pickup is looking very shrewd.
New Orleans Saints: Rumors of the Saints demise have been greatly exaggerated it seems. After “thud” performances from Tampa and Atlanta and a win over the beatable but 6-1 Seahawks, the Saints are suddenly tied for second at 5-3 – and more importantly, tied for a wild card birth. It’s hard to get too excited about a 171 point win where Sammie Coates (38) and Kiko Alonso (21) made up literally more than a third of their points. But the Saints have to be thrilled at where they sit after having struggled this year.
Sort of honorable mention: Tennessee Titans, Kansas City Chiefs, New England Patriots, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers
Cleveland Browns: Man. I don’t know if the Indians stole the Browns mojo to use against Boston, but damn that was a thud performance when the Browns could least afford it. Not only did Cleveland lose 166-141 to wild card rival New England, they scored a grand total of 52 points, had their lowest output of the season by 50 points and saw all three of their divisional rivals notch key wins. Suddenly in second place in a hard-charging division, Cleveland has to hope this was an abberation as they face a tough game with the Titans.
Seattle Seahawks: They are who we thought they were. It seems unfair to say that about a 6-2 team. But frankly, this team could be 2-6 based on their points outputs and just laid a 132 point egg in a need-to-win game. They’ve lost to every good team they’ve played, and the next time they play a team that is under .500 is NEVER. Literally. Every single team they play for the rest of the year, with the exception of Tampa Bay in week 12, is over .500, and Tampa is 4-4. It’s about to get bad, folks, and I think there’s a serious chance the Hawks don’t win another game all year. Sell, sell, sell and sell some more.
Atlanta Falcons: You are in a tough division. You’ve just scored 282 points to whack the defending Super Bowl champions. You’re one back in the division and feeling good about yourself. Your all world receiver has just posted a 70 spot. And you have the winless, hapless, punchless Denver Broncos coming up. Complacency? Guess just a little bit. The Falcons posted the most uninspired performance since Trump’s first debate, getting handled by the winless Broncos by 35 points. Julio Jones scored 5.5 points, the highest scoring player had 17 points, and Eddie Lacy might be injured. Bottom line – the Falcons have the talent to beat anyone. But they have the talent to lose to anyone on any given night too. And in a division like the NFC South, you HAVE to beat the Broncos.
Really dishonorable mentions: Jacksonville Jaguars, Indianapolis Colts, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Philadelphia Eagles, Oakland Raiders, Washington Redskins, Indianapolis Colts, and anybody picking anybody besides Buffalo or NYG in this year’s Super Bowl.
Ok guys, here’s our chance. A few decent games this week. Let’s do better! REDEMPTION!
Week 6 Games of the Week:
Atlanta Falcons vs. Seattle Seahawks: Umm… errr… angry, good, Atlanta team. Revealed Seattle team… Ummm.. Nope. Atlanta. By 150.
Baltimore Ravens vs. New York Giants: Baltimore has looked really good, and now we get to see a powerhouse battle of… No. Stop it. C’mon. Just stop. Giants by 100.
Carolina Panthers vs. New Orleans Saints: Interesting battle here. Carolina still looks fantastic at 7-1, and I’m inclined to think they put the skids to New Orleans’ resurgence. The Saints have gotten wins and not points, and they could run into a buzz-saw here, particularly if Cam is back. But this wouldn’t shock me if it went the other way.
Chicago Bears vs. Jacksonville Jaguars: Ok, maybe I’m reaching a little bit, but it’s possible. A pair of 4-4 teams wavering on the edge of contention. The winner could ostensibly move within a game of the division. The loser could be in some trouble. Nicely, both teams look pretty close to full strength for this one, so may the best team win!
Cincinnati Bengals vs. New England Patriots: Now this is an interesting matchup. The Patriots have gotten a lot of love in cruising to 6-2 and the first wildcard spot in the AFC behind a revamped offense and a better than expected defense. The Bengals have likewise surprised, leading the AFC North at 6-2 and having scored over 1600 points, averaging over 200 per game. The jury is still out on both squads, but the winner is going to have a very serious case to be not just a surprise team, but a force to be reckoned with in the AFC.
Cleveland Browns vs. Tennessee Titans: Yet another fantastic matchup in what will hopefully be a bounceback week for them. The Titans are another 6-2 team in first place in the AFC South, while the Browns seek to bounce back from an uncharacteristic dud of a week 5 performance. The pressure is on Cleveland here, due to the rough week 5 and the strong division, but the Browns have also outscored the Titans by 250 points, so we’ll see where this one falls. I like the Browns to bounce back with Bortles returning from bye.
Houston Texans vs. Indianapolis Colts: Another “war of the desperate”, both the Texans and Colts have lacked consistency this year, ping-ponging between nice wins and bad losses. Both teams are sitting mired at 4-4, though interestingly enough, the Texans have scored only 9 points less than the 6-2 Titans this year. While I’d usually go with Houston, one key development in this week’s game is that the Texans lose Jameis Winston to the bye. I think Indy sneaks this one out.
Good luck this week everyone! Let’s all score 200 – except for Oakland 😉
I am a terrible person. I have no excuse. I failed you last week. No recap! And it was a double. A double. And I gave you no recap!
I deserve to have Chip Kelly as my coach! I deserve to have Aaron Rodgers as a father looking down on me for every incompletion with that smirk of his! I deserve to be sat on by Chris Christie dressed as a clown!
To none do I owe my heartfelt apologies than Ric Nowinsky and his New England Patriots, who threw down a beautiful 2-0 week 3 to move to 5-1. You should have been my first team rising and I failed you. I’m so sorry.
This week, it’s Saturday and it’s quick and dirty. But ya know what, at least it’s something.
Game of the week: Atlanta Falcons 281, Carolina Panthers 269
Was there ever any doubt? This was one hell of a game! Carolina had SIX players score more than 20 points in this one – the ageless Eddie Royal, the even more ageless Steve Smith Sr, the still aging Greg Olsen, Mark Ingram, Luke Kuechly (of course), and Kurt Coleman. They scored 147 on offense, 116 on defense, and put in the #2 score of the week. And lost by 12. How? Well, there’s the obvious answer – Julio Jones scored 73 points on THREE-HUNDRED YARDS receiving. They literally forgot to cover that fool. But that’s not the full answer. The rest of Atlanta’s offense scored only 45 points, leaving the offensive output at 117 – 30 left than Carolina’s. WITH JULIO. So what gives? Defense? Clinton McDonald got 29, Zach Brown got 34, and the kicker/punter combination of Hauschka and Ryan grabbed 24. On the Carolina side? 5 special teams points combined. Julio Jones is a boss. But special teams was this game. Carolina falls to a still invulnerable 6-1, while Atlanta bounces back from a brutal week 3 to stay in the chase at 5-2.
Pittsburgh Steelers: When you are used to winning the division, it’s weird to start 2-4. Well, the Steelers put a stop to that nonsense in week #5 with the third highest point total at 252 in a shellacking of Kansas City. Huge offensive numbers, Le’Veon Bell back in the lineup, Ben Roethlisberger throwing for numbers again, and the defense is clicking for 120 point weeks. Cleveland and Cincinnati jumped out to big leads in the North and just keep winning – but this week gave notice that the Steelers will not simply go quietly into the night.
Seattle Seahawks: This is still PURE illusion. PURE illusion. The Hawks have scored a TOTAL of 1151 points. This would be good for 4th place in every other NFC division. However, due to some nice luck and a stunningly easy schedule, Seattle is 6-1 and firmly in control of the NFC West. This past week’s 151-117 win over the Jets said more about a struggling New York team than it did for the Seahawks. But when you are 6-1, you have to get a mention! Also, Zeke Elliott continues to look good and justify the #1 overall pick the Hawks spent on him.
New England Patriots: I owe this one to the Patriots. Not for this week, which was a tough drop to the still undefeated Buffalo Bills, but for last week, a 2-0 performance with 211 points and wins over the Jets and Texans. The Patriots remain in the thick of of the playoff race at 5-2, and unsung and unexpected heroes like Cameron Brate, Jamison Crowder, and even Frank Gore continue to keep the Patriots in the AFC Wild Card hunt. I don’t expect this to be the last time New England is here.
Honorable Mention: Buffalo Bills, New York Giants, Tennessee Titans, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Philadelphia Eagles, Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys: Welp, the wheels have officially fallen off in Big D. A 1-6 start has resulted in a full-scale tear-down and rebuild for the Cowboys. In are picks and young players who can help for the future. Out are Aaron Rodgers, Thomas Davis, and Jeremy Maclin. It’s going to be a long, long year in Dallas who has gone from divisional competitor to total tear down – but hopefully the infusion of youth and talent will lead to good things for a long time to come.
Houston Texans: It’s been a rough few weeks for the Texans, who hung steady early on before a disappointing pair of weeks has knocked them well back in divisional competition. The latest heartbreak was a 4 point set back to the Tennessee Titans. Instead of moving into the division lead, the Texans now find themselves two back, albeit with a winnable game against the Texans upcoming. What makes it all the more painful is the Texans got only a half point combined from Chris Hogan and Vance McDonald – a decent game by either one and they are in first place.
Competition: The state of the league’s competitive balance is down, as are great games. On the one hand, teams like Buffalo, Carolina, and New York are absolutely dominant. On the other, there are five teams with 1-6 or 0-7 records, and most of them (Denver, Green Bay, Washington and Miami) have not even come close to winning a game. While the league has had dominant teams over the past few years, it has lacked the “gimme games” we are seeing this year. Here’s hoping that we can see some significant improvement in the drama level as the season moves forward.
Dishonorable Mention: Everybody mentioned above, NY Jets, LA Rams, Jacksonville Jaguars, LA Rams.
Games of the Week, Week 5:
Cleveland Browns vs. New England Patriots: A battle of two 5-2 teams in contention for AFC playoff spots, this game is suddenly very, very relevant. It doesn’t contain the same drama as the real life struggle of Tom Brady’s return, but it does feature a series of some of the most underrated and overperforming players in the league (Mike Wallace, Marvin Jones, Cameron Brate, Michael Crabtree, Frank Gore) – and come on, when else are you going to see a matchup between two playoff favorites featuring a QB battle between Geno Smith and Brock Osweiler?
Detroit Lions vs. Philadelphia Eagles: Philly has bounced back nicely from a brief slump to maintain strong contention for an NFC wildcard spot with a pair of recent wins. The Lions continue to coast nicely through the NFC North. In fact, there’s a very good chance these two squads could end up playing in a first round Wild Card game. To my mind, this one is going to come down to the Defenses, and whether Detroit’s franchise players can make Carson Wentz look like more of a rookie. Advantage goes to Detroit in this one, as Philadelphia has genuinely struggled to score points despite the gaudy record.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars: It’s another matchup of potential playoff teams as KC takes on Jacksonville. Both teams are missing key bye-week pieces (Travis Kelce for the Jags, Alex Smith and Derrick Johnson for the Chiefs), but this one should also come down to which defense can play best. Both teams had disappointing week 4’s and are looking for major bouncebacks.
New Orleans Saints vs. Seattle Seahawks: This could be a “for real” game for the Seahawks, who have cruised through one of the league’s easiest schedules to 6-1. After a brutal start to the season, the Saints have started to show some life in recent weeks, and could be Seattle’s most potent challenger to date. A lot rides on this for both teams – if Seattle can win this, they could show that they are truly for real. In the more likely case, New Orleans gets the “W” and positions itself to try and make a run at Atlanta and Carolina – who may already be too far ahead and too good to catch.
It was the best of divisions. It was the worst of divisions. But not the same ones. Different ones. In fact, divisional disparity has been a huge part of RDFL through the first two weeks, with some divisions looking incredible and others struggling to get a single win. As a result, the playoff picture already looks very clear in some areas – and very muddy in others. Particularly in the NFC, there’s been a clear split between the haves and have-nots and the number of playoff slots available already seems limited. The AFC, on the other hand, is a complete muddle, with just about everybody outside of Denver and Miami still in contention.
Tennessee keeps on getting in close games with good teams – and keeps on winning them by the slimmest of margins. One week after knocking off KC by 2 points, the Titans bounce NFC North favorite Detroit by 5 points to move to 4-0. Sam Bradford played well, CJ Anderson had another nice week, and Odell Beckham put in a standard 17 point game, but the story of this game was a 31 point defensive eruption by Ndamukong Suh, who literally shredded people. Even more surprising than his 8 tackles and 1.5 sacks was his lack of standard cheap shots and groin kicks, which kept him in the game to wreak havoc. The Lions benefited from Martellus Bennett’s breakout 25 points, but were let down by their running game, where Ameer Abdullah and Todd Gurley combined for just 10.5 points. The end result? The Titans have a perfect record heading into week 3 and are sitting pretty at the top of a surprisingly strong AFC South. Detroit, at 2-2, remains atop a predictably down NFC North, and should be fine so long as the running game can get going.
Arizona Cardinals 210, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 209:
I did not expect to be sitting here after week 2 talking about how Arizona needed to win that game in the worst way by 1 point over Tampa Bay. This was a team that was expected to already be sipping alcoholic beverages on some beach somewhere regardless of this outcome. But man. Arizona really needed to win this game in the worst way. This was a nailbiter with playoff ramifications. It had heroes (Matt Ryan, Torrey Smith, Joshn Norman), goats (Doug Martin, Lavonte David, Jermaine Gresham), star performances in defeat (Eric Decker, Clive Walford, Von Miller, Aqib “he went to Kansas!” Talib) and in the end, it came down to Johnathan Bullard not being able to make just ONE MORE ASSISTED TACKLE on Monday night football. He needed two. He got one in the first quarter. And then… nothing. Arizona escapes to stay in striking distance of the “more lucky than good” Seahawks. Tampa Bay falls a disappointing two games back of Carolina and Atlanta, albeit with the chance to make up ground with winnable matchups against the Rams and Saints in week 3.
Cleveland Browns: Well, well, well. Take a look at your 3-1 Cleveland Browns. Cleveland dropped 259 points in a week two shelling of divisional rivals Baltimore and Cincinnati. It was an all around outstanding performance by the Browns, who had 12/20 starters go for double figures and 6/20 go for 20+, but nobody over 26 (Isaiah Crowell). It’s the sort of highly-balanced performance the Browns were looking for, and puts them in the catbird seat in what is turning out to be a very winnable decision. Even better, unknowns like Corey Grant and question marks like Crowell, Jordan Poyer, and Marvin Jones are playing well. Could be a very good season in Cleveland.
Atlanta Falcons: So I picked the Falcons to finish DEAD LAST in the NFC South. Oops. Atlanta posted a second consecutive strong week, scoring 237 and knocking off both a competent Oakland Raider squad and a surprisingly game LA Rams team to move to 4-0. Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like the answer (at least for this year) at quarterback. Kelvin Benjamin looks awesome, not overweight. The safety combination of Kemal Ishmael (24) and Tony Jefferson (22) looks worldbeating, and even the temporary loss of Jonathan Stewart and potentially indefinite badness of Mohamed Sanu and Marc Mariani doesn’t appear to be crushing. It’s a long season, and a lot of fantasy football is left for the Falcons, especially in the brutal NFC South – but so far, so good.
The SOUTH and the EAST: Divisional records through two games:
Southern Divisions: 23-9
Eastern Divisions: 19-13 (19-5 without Miami and Washington)
Western Divisions: 12-20
Northern Divisions: 10-22
The Southern divisions look utterly dominant, with Tennessee, Atlanta, and Carolina all undefeated, Indy and Jacksonville at 3-1, and strong teams in Tampa Bay and Houston gamely hanging on at 2-2. The Eastern divisions look even better at the top, with Buffalo, New York, and Philadelphia undefeated and the surprising New England Patriots at 3-1. It is already looking like a pretty good bet that all four wild card teams are going to come from these two divisions.
Honorable Mentions: New England Patriots, Jacksonville Jaguars, Carolina Panthers, Indianapolis Colts, Philadelphia Eagles
The NORTH and the WEST: See the records noted above for the obvious parallel. It actually gets worse than that. The Seattle Seahawks are 3-1 while averaging less than 150 points per game, the San Diego Chargers and Oakland Raiders are struggling with major injuries to key players already, and Denver and Green Bay have struggled just to field legal lineups, let alone win games. If there is a silver lining, it’s that four of the top seven teams in the league in scoring (KC, Cleveland, Cincinnati and Detroit) are from these four divisions. Of course, nobody else is higher than 16. The real problem is wild card jockeying. With East and South division teams compiling stellar records and West and North teams losing games, the need to make up ground to compete for wild cards is already looming large.
New Orleans Saints: What a brutal start for the Saints. A week after scuffling a 1-1, 175 point performance in the inaugural week, the Saints came back with only 164 in week two, and got absolutely blitzed by Tampa Bay and the New York Giants. The good news for New Orleans is that they have the divisional favorites from the East and West off their schedule. The bad news is that they are at 1-3, 3 games out of both the wild card and the divisional race, down in tie-breakers, and just simply not scoring many points. It’s been the offense that has really let New Orleans down thus far. The Saints are a Brees 40 spot from 0-4 – and even with that 40 spot, are ranked 22nd in the league in offense. Jimmy Graham just can’t get going in Seattle, John Nelson is barely even getting looked at, Jeremy Langford has struggled to find running room (and was almost benched for “going down too easy” after week 1), and only Sammie Coates has looked like a “above the expectations” bright spot. Tough sledding for the Aints, who must get this fixed fast. It’s a literal must win in week 3 with divisional rivals TB and Atlanta in town. If things don’t turn around quickly, NO could find itself literally five games back, an almost impossible hole.
Baltimore Ravens: Speaking of good teams in rough spots, what a heart-breaking week for the Ravens! Not only did the Ravens get snowed by divisional rival Cleveland, they dropped a 190-189 point loss by less than HALF a point to the New England Patriots. It all came down to Monday Night Football, where Nelson Agholor outscored Zach Miller by 1.5 points for the Pats to seal it for New England. Baltimore has had the misfortune of facing RDFL’s hardest schedule by a good 50 points (922 points scored against them in 4 games – a 230 point average!), so things should get easier. The bad news, though, is that they are now 3 off the pace, down in the tiebreakers, and only 16th themselves in points scored. The issue is clear for the Ravens – with the exception of Telvin Smith, they’ve really been let down by their defense, which managed only 53 points outside of Telvin’s double deuce.
Dishonorable Mentions: Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Houston Texans, and hard luck teams going 0-2 with point totals in the 190s (New York Jets, Oakland Raiders, Minnesota Vikings, Baltimore Ravens).
Week 3 Games of the Week:
Arizona Cardinals vs. Buffalo Bills: Cards-Seahawks doesn’t count yet. I won’t do it. But this one does. Arizona needs a big game against Buffalo, as everyone does. But despite their 4-0 record, the Bills have looked surprisingly beatable this year, and may not have AP available for week 3. A 3-3 start wouldn’t be the end of the world for the Cards, but best to avoid a dud and at least beat Seattle. A 2-0 week and that beach looks just a weak delayed. An 0-2 week and it might be time to worry.
Atlanta Falcons vs. Carolina Panthers: This could and should actually read “Every divisional game in the AFC South”, which has an incestuous week of mayhem on tap that should either provide some clarity within the division or muddle it yet further. This is the headliner though, with the 4-0 Falcons sizzling the first two weeks – up against the “yes, we are 4-0 and SOMEHOW NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT US AGAIN” Carolina Panthers. How do they DO that? There is some sort of cloaking device that prevents anyone from paying attention to them… until it’s too late. Like an invisibility ring. What’s that you say? One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them? Atlanta’s flashier… but you don’t mess with the Dark Lord.
Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans: We play in a realistic league. It has depth, defense, special teams, formations. Salaries. Cap hits. It’s as real as they get. But sometimes you remember that this league is FANTASY. The fact that JACKSONVILLE is playing TENNESSEE in a game of the week is one such reminder. And yet, these two teams are 7-1 and squaring off for the division lead. It should be a close, interesting game, as both of these teams are in the top 10 in defense. Tennessee has a track record now of winning these. But something tells me Kirk Cousins is about to have himself a very big game…
New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles: 4-0 vs. 4-0. National stage. Huge division. For all the marbles. But this still feels like a David vs. Goliath matchup. The Eagles are undefeated despite ranking only 14th in the league in total points with 761 (averaging 190 per game). By contrast, the Giants are just simply breaking people, having scored 1070 points through four points (265+ per game). Yes these two teams are both 4-0. But New York is outscoring Philly by 75 points per game. I don’t see anything changing this week, as the prohibitive super bowl favorites continue their death march through the real deal world.
Well, it was a painful week in Real Deal for yours truly. I went to bed on Tuesday night celebrating my come from behind victory over Tennessee. I woke up on Wednesday with two drops having been added to Tavon Austin’s stat line, taking a 1.2 point victory and turning it into a 0.8 point defeat. Owwww. With that intro, please forgive any deep-seated pain and/or anguish you might read into my tone – it’s not directed at you. Only the cold, bitter world of Fantasy Football. Welcome back Real Deal 2016, welcome back.
Oh, and as always, please forgive the typos 🙂 My proofing skills are not fantastic when my soul hurts.
New York Giants 280 over Detroit Lions, 235: Two NFC contenders. Three 30 point plus WR (Larry Fitzgerald, Antonio Brown, and Brandin Cooks). And only one winner. This was a game that illustrated the core dynamic of the NFC almost perfectly this year. A game Detroit squad threw everything it had at the Giants, getting huge games from Brandin Cooks (41 points), Ameer Abdullah (24 points), Matt Stafford (30 points), and a 12 point game from each of its three starting LBs. It was a star-studded performance from a Lions team expected to be a serious contender, 236 points being good enough for the 3rd best score of the week. And it wasn’t close to enough. The Giants got double digits from every offensive starter, put up 156 offensive points, and could have SAT Antonio Brown and still beat the 2nd best score in the NFC. Silliness.
On another note, while I won’t address them in the “stock rising” column, it is worth noting that Buffalo got the 2nd best score of the week (261) despite an injured Gronkowski, 5 points from Tyrod Taylor, 9 points from Devonta Freeman, and only 2.5 points from Adrian Peterson. Yes – Gronk, the QB, Devonta Freeman, and AP combined for 16.5 points and Buffalo still got the post points in the AFC by 30.
I felt coming in to this season that all the rest of us were playing for bronze… and there’s nothing that happened in week #1 that has changed my opinion.
Cincinnati Bengals: Well, well, well. Rookie owner. Rough predictions. Game #1 against division giant Pittsburgh. No problem. The Bengals dropped 231 points and beat both the Steelers and the Jets. Theo Riddick (29), Jeremy Kerley (17), and Eli Rogers (19) led the way in the unsung heroes brigade, and the defense rode a trio of 15 point weeks (Geno Atkins, Will Compton, and Shawn Williams to a 102 point week. Great start in Cincinnati. The difficult question now is whether or not that kind of output is sustainable. And it’s just hard to say. Riddick, Kerley, and Rogers all have a path to solid playing time in their respective situations.. and Dalton should be excellent… we’ll just have to see. But great start for the Tigercats!
Atlanta Falcons: What a difference a year makes. The 2015 Falcons stumbled out of the gate after an exciting pre-season. This year’s Falcons did not make a similar mistake. Not only did they start out of the gate at 2-0, but they knocked off division rival Tampa Bay pretty convincingly and got very nice games from question mark players Kelvin Benjamin, Mohamed Sanu, and Julius Thomas. A 10 tackle night from Tony Jefferson paced the defense as both squads went over 100 points in a show of balance. It’s going to get a little tougher schedule wise for the Falcons, but the first week of the season could not have gone much better.
Houston Texans: Speaking of surprise teams that kicked things off about as well as could have been hoped, the Houston Texans stormed out of the gate with a 229 point effort and a pair of convincing 60+ point blowout wins over Chicago and Jacksonville. It was the youngsters getting things done for Houston as Jameis Winston looked fantastic with 25 points, Carlos Hyde and David Johnson genuinely looked like the best running pack tandem in the league, and Donte Moncrief looks poised to take a huge leap forward this year. Aside from Chandler Jones, the D-line play was a little troubling, but that’s the only real dark spot on a banner week one for the Texans.
Honorable Mentions: Buffalo Bills, Tennessee Titans, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, New England Patriots, Seattle Seahawks.
Arizona Cardinals: The Arizona Cardinals are not in first place in the NFC West. Not only are they not in first place, but they are not tied for first place. They are TWO full games out of first place behind the 2-0 Seattle Seahawks. For a team expected to run away with a weak division, that’s a brutal start. Matt Ryan and Shady McCoy did their parts, but it was a bit of a well-rounded egg-laying after that. 3.5 points by Kamar Aiken, 4 by Richard Rodgers, 2.5 by JJ Watt, and an inactive performance pink slip by CJ Spiller, who was cut in favor of Travaris Cadet. Ouch. The good news is that Arizona IS in a weak decision. They have time to bounce back from a bad week, and I still expect this team to win the division – they did, in fact, STILL outscore everyone else in the division by 20. But this was a Cleveland Cavaliers “wake me when it’s the playoffs” type of performance.
Dallas Cowboys: So in my previews, I suggested that Dallas would provide a heavyweight challenge to the NY Giants for NFC East supremacy, and looked like a strong runner-up in the best division in football. I don’t think the Giants liked that. Head to head in week 1, the Giants one by 113 points. The Giants margin of victory over the Cowboys was more than both Denver and Miami scored IN TOTAL. More concerning, Dallas did not look good, posting three defensive zeros on their way to a clunker of a 66 point defensive performance. Dez looked bad. Thomas Rawls didn’t look great. Jordan Cameron gained six yards. Another team that can bounce back, this was NOT the way Dallas needed to start to challenge for the division – and at this point, they need to make some serious strides on defensive to reach .500, let alone think about the division.
The Expected: It’s hard to choose too many other times whose stock is truly falling, because largely the teams who struggled in week one were expected to struggle. Denver laid a 94 point egg that included 9 zeroes and were led in scoring by a linebacker. The Washington Redskins posted a zero, but would have lost both games anyway. The LA Rams struggled to 133 points to undercut Seattle. Not to be outdone, and apparently believing this is fantasy golf, the San Francisco 49ers did them one better and scored only 131 AND lost their QB to the IR besides. Green Bay got 119. Miami got only 108, scoring a legendarily bad 31.5 defensive points. But this group was all EXPECTED to struggle – what it does really reveal is that the competition for the #1 pick this year is going to be HEATED – and there are enough “guaranteed wins” that some 10-6 and 11-5 teams may be left out of the playoffs this year.
Week 2 Games of the Week: As in weak 1, some meaningful divisional games this week in the second double.
Arizona vs. Tampa Bay: Redemption Central. Both teams scuffled to disappointing starts, both teams need bounceback weeks. Tampa Bay needs this one more than Arizona does, but both teams could really use a big win.
Buffalo vs. Pittsburgh: It’s always a big game when these two squads go at it in the AFC, but this one seems like a foregone conclusion. Pittsburgh is good, but Buffalo is historically good, and has some players who are going to be hungry to put up better numbers than in week 1. Buffalo could win this one by 75. And that could still mean that Pittsburgh played well.
Cincinnati vs. Pittsburgh: What’s more fun than an unbalanced schedule with division rivals playing each other back to back? When the first game was a startling upset. If the Steelers bounce back, all is normal in the North. But if Cincy can somehow win again, coupled with a probable Pitt loss to Buffalo, the Bengals could be 3 or 4 games up with the tiebreaker after just two weeks.
Dallas vs. New York Giants: Speaking of back-to-backs… we’ll see how this one goes. Dallas doesn’t have to win. But the Cowboys DO need to show progress.
Detroit vs. Tennessee: An intriguing game if ever there was one. The 1-1 Lions looked fantastic in week 1, while Tennessee posted a very solid 2-0 start, squeaking by the Chiefs in a stat correction. This game features two of the most intriguing teams in each conference.
Kansas City vs. Oakland: Rivalry game here, and important to start. Both teams picked up needed wins in week 1, but also suffered hard losses. Both want to come out of the doubles in pole position, and this game will go a long ways towards establishing who leads and who chases.
Kansas City vs. Houston: The Texans roared out of the gate at 2-0 and have another big week ahead, with games against KC and Indy. This is a real “is Houston for real?” week.
New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay: Two southern contenders, two teams that already need to make up ground on 2-0 Atlanta and Carolina. There’s just no let-up in this division all the way through, and a wise squad won’t fall too many behind the division leaders.
Just in the nick of time, we reach our last and final divisional preview of the 2016 year. The East.
The East is a Beast. Seems like that’s always the way in RDFL. There are ALWAYS Super Bowl contenders from an Eastern division. Dallas a couple of years ago. Buffalo last year. Could this be the year when two Eastern teams make a run? It’s a definite possibility.
Super Bowl favorites, right here. And I don’t think it’s even close. This team is loaded for the bear. Great offense. Great defense. Favorable schedule. This is a stacked squad. The curse of AJ Green favors it. Super Bowl tested last year, and coming off disappointment against Carolina, there’s a hunger for vengeance that I see carrying this team over the top. Most years I waffle. Not this one. Clear and obvious Super Bowl champs, right here.
I mean, look at this team. Tyrod Taylor averaged 19.16 ppg last year – comparable to Aaron Rodgers, who averaged 19.36. Adrian Peterson and Devonta Freeman are the starting backfield. AJ Green and Alshon Jeffery join DeSean Jackson in a loaded WR group. And Rob Gronkowski, the TE to smash all TEs, will also haul in a lot of TDs. Victor Cruz, and CJ Prosise are coming off the bench. Man it’s weird to jump from the NFC West to the Bills. Fantrax projects this offense to average 120 points per week, and I personally think that could be low, depending on what guys like DJax and Devonta Freeman actually put up.
Defense is the same story, possibly even better. Khalil Mack and Aaron Donald on the line? And a handless JPP (science has shown that when your hands are taken away, your other senses are amplified. JPP is going to hunt QBs with sonar and an acute sense of smell). That’s a top 5 player at both ends and tackle. Navorro Bowman and Brandon Marshall (the linebacker) join Mason Foster at LB, though the surprising loss of Manny Lawson hurts this group a little. The secondary has old veterans (Mike Adams and Tracy Porter) joining young and hungry backs like Deone Buccanon and George Iloka. While the group is a little light at CB depending on the play of Leodis McKelvin, it is still a fantastic young secondary group.
Put another way, this team has no apparent weaknesses. Every starting slot should put up starter to above average caliber numbers, with the possible exception of a single CB slot. There’s depth at most positions to cover injuries, and I see it as very realistic that this team averages somewhere in the 230-250 range on non bye weeks. Barring a number of serious injuries, I think this team is unstoppable and death marches to the Super Bowl a la Kentucky in the Anthony Davis era.
Miami Dolphins (8-8):
A quick glance at the Dolphins IR right now tells the whole story of their season. Sammy Watkins. Breshad Perriman. Josh Doctson. All three are unlikely to STAY on the IR. In fact, all three are most likely to be fully healthy early in the year, joining Kevin White, Niles Paul, and Chris Conley as targets for gunslinger Ryan Tannehill. No, the question isn’t injuries for this group – the question is simply how good can they be? Watkins is really the only proven player of the bunch, and even he has yet to live up to his lofty price tag as a very early first round pick – which could mean great things if he can finally hit that potential.
But man, the rest of the skill players: Breshad Perriman. Josh Doctson. Kevin White. Chris Conley. Tevin Coleman. Talk about a group of highly heralded young guns who haven’t quite gotten their chance yet. If all those guys hit, LOOK. OUT. And if Jordan Reed should happen to get injured eating jello and Niles Paul takes over… this offense could be extremely impressive. Of course, the questions always remain when relying on so many young, unproven players. There’s an old saying in Sweden – don’t count your chickens. It makes you seem rude and arrogant, particularly when you have lots of chickens. And it might inspire someone bitter and jealous because they have less chickens to dress up like Zorro, sneak into your chicken coop, and strike down your chickens with a crowbar vividly painted to resemble a coyote. So yeah. That saying was made for situations like this. Sorry to be cliche.
Defense is tough to figure out for this squad, particularly with suspensions and injury issues causing real problems up front. Randy Gregory’s suspension and subsequent rehab opened the door for Vance Walker… who promptly tore his ACL. Which left the door wide open for Dion Jordan – who has no timetable to resume football activity. This leaves Miami with one, single active defensive end – Marcus Smith. The jury is still out on whether Marcus Smith is actually active. In fact, he’s shown SO little in his time as a first round pick, that the jury remains out on whether he is a Marcus or a Smith or even a living being at all. Some think he’s a statue. Some an ent. Who can truly say? It’s a bad situation up front. The linebacking corps and secondary are better, with Dannelle Ellerbe, Perry Riley, Trent Murphy, and Shane Ray teaming up with Alterraun Verner, DJ Swearinger, and Kevin Johnson to form a serviceable defense. Still, it’s hard to see this group being particularly outstanding, even if it can get its pass rush sorted out.
End of the day, I don’t think this iteration of the Dolphins has much chance at the league crown under any circumstances. Buffalo is too good and the Fins defense is too porous. However, the volume of young talent at WR bodes really well for this team in the years to come – and I think is enough to get them to .500 this season.
New York Jets (7-9):
Another team that has dwelt in the shadows for years for whom I expect a big jump, the Jets take the leap in these predictions towards .500 and should compete for a (distant) second place in the AL East. The team’s chances recently took a big leap forward with the trade of Sam Bradford and the news that Carson Wentz will start from day one, removing one of the major holes. A number of pieces also remain in place, particularly on the defensive side of the ball, where New York almost, but not quite, qualifies as a powerhouse.
The strength of the Jets defense is up front, where ends Muhammad Wilkerson and Leonard Williams join Sharrif Floyd for a strong front three. Promising rookie Vernon Butler stands behind Floyd and could easily force himself into the mix at some point this season. The 3-4 defense boasts a cadre of strong linebackers, including DeMario Davis, David Harris, AJ Klein, and rookie Jordan Jenkins. What Klein, Jenkins, and additional rookie Eli Harold will be able to produce isn’t crystal clear, but Davis and Harris are strong enough in their own right to make this LB group formidable. The secondary also boasts some nice pieces, both veteran and rookie, with newcomer Vernon Hargraves, thought by some to be the best corner in the draft, joining Ha-ha Clinton Dix and Brandon Flowers. All told, this defense isn’t good enough to challenge Buffalo’s, but it should be downright solid.
The Jets could have some trouble scoring points, however. New York will rely on the ground game behind Melvin Gordon and Chris Ivory, both of whom have the potential to put together very strong years (and both of whom I happen to believe in). 2015 revelation Stefon Diggs joins the party as well, and Bilal Powell may be surprisingly capable in the backfield. Besides Wentz, the key question for New York is what they can expect from guys like Luke Willson (he of the extra L), Jeff Heuerman, Jared Abbrederis (yet another Rodgers option with potential – there’s like 93 of those guys), and Rod Streater, another guy who has flashed but really come to naught. I think this team will struggle to score points, but I do think the arrow is pointed up, particularly when Wentz really starts to develop and with another year of picks under their belts.
New England Patriots (6-10):
The Patriots have an interesting collection of players – all of whom have some potential, but few of whom are sure fire stars. Interestingly, they also have a glut of talent at the TE positional group, and a middling defense, which I think is what leaves them just behind the Jets in the east.
The best word to describe the offensive group is intriguing. Brock Osweiler is relatively unproven, but a starter with some very decent weapons who will be given every chance to put up big numbers. Frank Gore looks better than he has in years, and should be ready to put up a very solid final campaign. Jamison Crowder flashed in 2015, but could get buried on a deep Redskins receiver depth chart, particularly with the arrival of much heralded prospect Josh Doctson. Mike Wallace is a household name from his days in Pittsburgh, but its not clear whether he’ll look more like his productive old self or more like his unproductive new self. Duke Johnson might be a 3rd down back or a stud starter, and DeAndrew White, Kolby Listenbee and Danny Amendola will duke it out for the final WR spot. Shane Vereen also finds himself on the depth list, illustrating just how deep this team is in mid-level quality.
Let me take a brief diversion to expound briefly upon a point of philosophy inspired by our dear friend Mike Wallace. Reinventing oneself is not always good. This is a message of hope for those of you currently undergoing mid or quarterlife crises – don’t leave your wives, abandon your children, change careers, and become a fish and chips vendor underneath the Blue Water Bridge. Yes, it’s an awesome bridge. Yes, your family is probably being a pain in your keester, and yes, being a fish and chips vendor sounds awesome. I get it. But be like Steve Smith. When you start to suck, stay the course. You’ll suck for a few years and then, if you just stick with it, you’ll be awesome again! Don’t be like Mike Wallace. He reinvented himself right onto the waiver wire and now spends his days disappointing fantasy football players. Which is what your fish and chips will do. And probably give them the runs. Which is something Mike Wallace might also do. Cautionary tale. Don’t be Mike Wallace. Stay you. Research shows your quality of life will begin to improve in your 50s and go up until around 80 or so. So your best is ahead of you. Very unlike Mike Wallace.
Interestingly, the strength of this team is really its unsung group of Tight Ends. Delanie Walker continues to be an absolutely boss, while Cameron Brate is apparently stealing much more highly rated Austin-Sefarian Jenkin’s job. Maxx Williams, 2015’s highest rated TE prospect is waiting in the wings, and even guys like CJ Uzomah have some potential, particularly with Tyler Eifert’s absence. It’s a fascinating group that could potentially produce three bona fide stars – which might help to generate depth elsewhere.
The “quantity over quality” problem rears its head again on the defensive side, where the Patriots boast a large number of intriguing players with talent, but not a whole lot of sure things. Stephon Gilmore is an undeniably excellent corner, and William Jackson will be good as well when he recovers from his injuries, but after that, there’s a whole lot of sparks, flares, and fire starters, but no blazes: Bronson Kaufusi, Akeem Ayers, Kelvin Sheppard, Bobby Richardson, Mo Alexander, Letroy Guion, Alan Branch, Jatavis Brown, Erik Walden, Zach Sanchez, Shareece Wright, Ed Reynolds, Duke Williams – so many players, so much hope, so little shining gold. If New England could start 30 players per week instead of 22, I’d be much higher on this team’s chances. As it is, I think the lack of star power, particularly on defense, keeps this team out of the playoffs for another year.
Ok. So I’ve kept politics out of these posts purposefully. Which has been hard. Because that’s where all the best jokes live. But it’s a Saturday morning at draft time, I’m drinking coffee, and it seems both relevant and obligatory. I’ve hit the Olympics. I’ve made Cleveland jokes. I’ve referenced AJ Green. I’ve talked about other sports. I’ve hit Game of Thrones. I’ve made literally all the obligatory sportswriter references except politics. So I figure I’m kinda obligated to in this last section here.
Full disclosure – I’m a bleeding heart northeastern liberal with most of what that entails. I’m elitist, largely incompetent with any tool that is not a computer, believe that “education” is a magic wand you can just point at shit to magically make it better, and that nobody is ever responsible for anything in their lives and that it’s all the system’s fault. Lose your phone? It’s the system! Lose your license from repeated reckless driving? Damn system. Lose to anybody from the NFC West? Man, dude, you suck. It’s not the system. There’s no hope for you. I also thoroughly love to bash the man while cheerfully doing research work in support of pharmaceutical and medical device companies. I have an epic mancrush on Bernie Sanders and an equally great abhorrence for the Donald, who, as a Canadian by birth, I believe to be Don Cherry’s evil twin. It all just makes it that much sadder to me. Look what you could have been, Mr. Trump! You could have worn ridiculous suits with that combover and produced Rock ’em Sock ’em Hockey #23! All that potential. And you threw it away. ::sigh::
So let’s talk about politics. NFC East politics. East coast, back-room, dark-alley politics. You’ve got the Giants and those crazy New York values in a dead heat with Dallas. The reddest of the red against the bluest of the blue in an epic struggle for dominance of potentially not just the division, but the entire NFC. The Southern champs may have something to say about that, but man oh man these two teams are good. And just like on the national scene, Philadelphia comes in third, blue collar bitter about not having the spotlight, but not quite having the horses to make a stir on the national scene. And, of course, as always, Washington doesn’t get a vote.
New York Giants (12-4):
Just like on the national scene too, it’s New York that’s up in my crude, very unhelpful and non-predictive model. The G-men got a post-convention bounce when it was revealed that not only would Eric Ebron not miss the entire year, he potentially wouldn’t miss any time at all – a huge bonus for the Giants who not only lack a quality backup for the Detroit tight end, but lack ANY back up at all, and not a whole lot of draft capital to trade for one either.
The fact that Ebron will be fully available cements this offense as spectacular. Led by Antonio Brown, the clearcut PPR champion of the world and the Michael Phelps / Bill Clinton equivalent of unbeatable. Possibly it’s cupping. Possibly it’s an infatuation with balloons. In any case, Antonio Brown has been the leading fantasy point-getter each of the past two seasons (blowing 500 points out of the water last year) and is expected to do so again. Joining him is 2015’s #4 leading scorer, DeAndre Hopkins. Eli Manning is a strong quarterback with some strong weapons in OBJ and Sterling Shepard, and DeMarco Murray is ensconced at the head of a committee of aging Running Backs.
Despite the sheer power of those players, there are some real concerns about age and corruption on this squad (again, a parallel! See how I’m forcing this! It’s completely unnatural and obviously contrived, but I’m making it work!). The Giants have a wealth of talent at Running Back, but literally ALL of it could lose its job by the midpoint of the season. DeMarco Murray faces incumbent Derick Henry, Justin Forsett and Rashad Jennings face a plethora of young competition and that nagging voice whispering in the backs of their minds “Wake up. You are a backup! A Backup! You’re not a starter. You imposter. You’re not this good at football. One day, one day soon everyone is going to figure out that you’re pretending to be a starting RB. And then they are all going to laugh at you and you’ll be back on the sidelines where you belong!”
Editor’s Note: Between drafting this and publication, this very scenario played out for Justin Forsett. Rashad Jenning’s time is coming too.
Facing such challenges within and without, can any of the three last the year? It’s a concern. The other concern is Terrance Williams, who has been expected to break out for literally years… but may not actually ever do so. I mean, he is feeling Cole Beasley breathing down his neck…
The defense, though, is flat out good. And frankly, doesn’t have all that many question marks. It’s a notable upgrade on years past, and, to my mind, what gives them the division. Call it the ground game. Which is a terrible parallel. Because the running game IS the ground game. But I was using the running game for the “Hillary’s old” parallel. So I can’t use it again here. Dammit guys, this is HARD. Yes, yes, I KNOW that’s what she said. Shut up. You were totally thinking it.
Ahem. Sorry. Anyway. The defense. Robert Quinn, Carlos Dunlap, and Kawann Short form a top 5 defensive line, with Charles Johnson coming off the bench. It’s very solid. Pacman Jones (“I can’t cover, but look at those Kickoff return points pile up at the CB position!”) joins Prince Amukamura, Reshad Jones, Andrew Sendejo, and Trumaine Johnson in a permanent and excellent nickel. The LBs need a little work, particularly that long-awaited step forward from Arthur Brown, but Dont’a Hightower gives this team a solid presence in the middle (like Chris Christie – that dude has a solid presence in his middle fo’ sure) and it should be enough to fill out what should be an excellent defense.
Look, end of the day, it’s star power. There’s questions about running backs, questions about Terrence Williams, and questions about Linebackers. There’s questions about Benghazi and questions about emails. But the built in advantage of having an Antonio Brown and a De’Andre Hopkins is pretty significant. Antonio Brown averaged 32 ppg last year. DeAndre Hopkins averaged 25. A stud offensive player breaks the 20 point barrier. A good starting caliber player breaks 15. Just having the two of those guys in the lineup is literally like adding somewhere between a starting caliber WR and a stud caliber WR for FREE. Even if Terrance Williams WERE to throw up a zero each game, they have him covered. Everything they get from Williams and Ebron is basically gravy. It’s a huge advantage, and to my mind is the reason that the Giants eventually win this division – and the NFC – and is the best shot this league has at keeping the Bills from hosting the Fantasy Lombardi trophy.
Which makes me wonder, actually – what is a Fantasy Lombardi trophy? Discuss.
Dallas Cowboys (10-6):
So look. Dallas CAN win. It’s possible. If the economy tanks. Or Eric Ebron’s knee tanks. Or an act of terrorism takes out Antonio Brown all Tanya Harding style, Dallas could be right there. This team is flat out good, particularly on offense, but with enough defensive chops to get into the playoffs and make it a prohibitive second. But I don’t think the Cowboys can win. The star power isn’t quite starry enough and the question marks are a little bit too question-y. It would take everything to break right for this squad to reclaim the Division Title and the Super Bowl.
What do I mean? Well, it’s a tale of two Trumaine’s. New York’s Trumaine, Johnson, is a starting caliber player and will serve in a Nickel back role for the Giants this year. Dallas’ Trumaine, McBride, just got himself cut. Like Trumaine McBride, Dallas will need to replace injured, released and suspended players who were expected to play a key role – Chris Clemons and Jeremiah Ratliff up front, and possibly Sio Moore inside, depending on his health situation. There are solid replacements for sure – Akiem Hicks, Jordan Jenkins and Brandon Carr should slot in ably, though the DE situation still feels a little light to me. And certainly there’s no need to fret over players like Devin Hester and Roddy White on offense, or elsewhere on defense where the linebacking core of Moore, Rey Maualuga, Jasper Brinkley, Thomas Davis, and Sean Lee should be outstanding. But it still makes the situation just a little more tenuous.
As is so often the case, though, it’s on offense where the biggest potential and biggest question marks lie. Aaron Rodgers should be his usually fantastic self, particularly with Jordy Nelson back in the fold. But after that, it’s a series of potentially spectacular players with major question marks. Thomas Rawls is in position to be the #1 option on a run first squad – but is facing major competition to even hold on to the starting role, from Alex Collins, Christine Michael, and CJ Prosise. Jeremy Hill likewise could put up another top 5 rushing season, but his unforced fumbling errors could leave him in the doghouse with voters – and his coach. Dez Bryant’s a stud, but has had his share of injury issues and hasn’t shown the ability to overcome a poor QB situation – which makes him a little less durable than Antonio Brown. Allen Hurns is another one who just seems to produce out of sheer lack of knowledge that he’s not a very good player. It might catch up with him in the form of Marqise Lee this year. John Brown’s a speedster who could be a star, and both Jordan Cameron has tons of potential at TE – but neither one is a sure thing.
I’m not trying to be harsh on Dallas. They’ve run a bold, aggressive team-building campaign and have put together a really nice squad. I like the players on offense and I like some of the players on defense. If everyone pans out, the Cowboys can definitely one. But a lot has to go right to catch a team as good as the Giants. We’ll see.
Philadelphia Eagles (7-9):
I’ll be the first person to tell you that this team does not deserve to be 7-9. It’s a solid squad with some good players. But this is a brutal division, and the hard truth is that just as Philly doesn’t quite compare to New York as a metropolitan area, it’s the same situation in RDFL.
Let’s start with what does work for the Eagles – the hard nosed, physical defense. You’ve seen that over and over again. Some teams (and it seems like some divisions) pay attention to the defensive side of the football. Those teams and divisions are routinely better than teams with outstanding offense and a hoard of 6-pointers on defense. It’s critical in RDFL, as evidenced by just about every team that went to the playoffs last year. And the NFC East gets that. Philadelphia gets that. Remember the Giants D-Line? Philly’s is better, with Ezekiel Ansah, Fletcher Cox, and Jurrell Casey putting it a solid #2 in RDFL, behind only the ridiculous pairing of JJ Watt and Aaron Donald in Arizona. Connor Barwin and Mychal Kendricks join stud rookie Deion Jones and potential beneficiary of the “Purple Drank” suspension of Rolando McClain, Anthony Hitchens. The secondary is excellent too, anchored by the newly wealthy Honey Badger and rising stars Kyle Fuller, Dre Kirkpatrick, and Tashaun Gipson. This defense is good enough to keep even Damarious Randall on the bench. It’s a 100 point a week defense.
On the flip side, Derek Carr and Latavius Murray are both strong, young, players. Even if Latavius is threatened for catches by DeAndre Washington, he should still put up RB1 numbers in a way that DMC never reliably could. And Carr should simply continue to get better. Jason Witten probably has one more good year in him as Dak Prescott’s security blanket. Even Stew Beef, a young 29 from perennial timeshare status should put up solid starting running back numbers, if not stud numbers. There is a STEEP drop-off after the top four, though, with Philly needing to rely on starting level contributions from Josh Huff, Malcolm Mitchell, Lance Kendricks, Larry Donnell, or Chris Thompson. But still, a serviceable offense combined with an outstanding defense.
So why not the love? Why 7-9? It’s that Star Power thing again. The issue is really this. Even the solid guys, like Murray, Stew Beef, and Witten are all going to produce starting caliber efforts – 15ppg or so generously. That means it would take more than three of them having outstanding days to equal the top two on NYG. And then it really does go down from there. The offense is serviceable, but it puts Philly in an approximately 30-50 point hole just about every game against the division leaders – which is hard for a defense to make up. I could make a case for 8-8 if they play well outside the division. But it’s a tough road to hoe for a Philly team that has struggled to crack the top of what has been the best division in RDFL cumulatively since it’s inception.
Washington Redskins (4-12):
Washington DC never gets to vote. Ever. Districting gives it a measly single vote in the electoral college. There’s no Senate presence. Residents feel that nobody cares about them – they host the pols – but the pols don’t listen. The cost of living in DC is obscenely high, rivaling cities like Manhattan, making it difficult to get ahead. And you’re not allowed to build anything more than 5 stories off the ground to avoid overshadowing the important monuments and such. And on the football side of things, you have Dan Snyder as an owner, a legacy of Shanahans, and more drama about your nickname than competing for the playoffs. It’s rough.
It’s rough in RDFL too. Probably even rougher than in real life. There’s no quarterback, with EJ Manuel and Christian Hackenburg duking it out for the coveted prime benchwarmer role. The immortal Larry Fitzgerald continues to stave off father time to provide the only offensive firepower on the squad.
Editor’s note: Erp. Now he’s gone. No firepower.
And after that? Denard Robinson (who drove his car into the purple drank). Brandon Tate (nope, not the good Tate with opportunity – the not good Tate without much opportunity). Tyler Kroft (I’m only here until the better Bengals TE named Tyler shows up). Adam Humphries (who? No, seriously. I can’t even make a sarcastic remark because I don’t know who this fool is). Cecil Shorts III (Dude, lose the “III”. You aren’t allowed to have roman numerals after your name while you are this far down on the depth chart. It’s pretentious. You can have your III back when you start catching passes. Maybe you can have some pants then too. It’s going to be fall, dude. You’ll be cold in shorts.)
This is an offense that belongs in the NFC West. But unfortunately for Washington, it is in the NFC East. What that means is that instead of being pseudo-competitive with 30 points offensive weeks, this team is going to get obliterated in divisional matchups.
Things look better on defense. But not better enough to matter. And like many teams, Washington has a difficult situation on its hands, with some of its best defensive players aging. Paul P (still can’t spell his name. Still not willing to try) anchors a linebacking group that is the strength of this team, supported by Ryan Shazier, JT Thomas, and the once more employed Stephen Tulloch. The secondary is also excellent (which it has to be, in this division), with rags to riches story David Amerson playing alongside Xavier Rhodes, Kenny Vaccaro, Michael Griffin, and the still good DeAngelo Hall. The line is a mess, though, with self-styled philosophy hipster Robert Nkemdiche already the best player, and no real worthy starters.
The defense is better than the offense – but it is still the worst defense in the division by a significant margin. Worse for Washington, DeAngelo Hall and DJ Pauly P. are nearing the end of the careers, leaving the defensive without a true youth movement, though Savier Rhodes and Ryan Shazier do provide some potential. It’s a tough spot to be for the Redskins, who need to translate some of their aging stars into draft picks and future potential – but face a brutal year in a serious contender for the best division in football.
PLAYOFFS BONUS SECTION:
AFC East Champion: Buffalo Bills
AFC North Champion: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC West Champion: Oakland Raiders
AFC South Champion: Tennessee Titans
AFC Wild Card: Kansas City Chiefs
AFC Wild Card: Cleveland Browns
AFC Championship Game: Buffalo vs. Tennessee
AFC Champion: Buffalo Bills
NFC East Champion: New York Giants
NFC North Champion: Detroit Lions
NFC West Champion: Arizona Cardinals
NFC South Champion: New Orleans Saints
NFC Wild Card: Carolina Panthers
NFC Wild Card: Dallas Cowboys
NFC Championship Game: New York Giants vs. New Orleans Saints
NFC Champions: New York Giants
Super Bowl Champions: Buffalo Bills
Good luck everyone! 2016 is year #4 of RDFL. Here’s to the best one yet!
And we’re back for the 3rd of four sets of divisions in our 2016 preview. Good times will be had by some. I spent some time in California when I wrote the initial draft, so you’ll forgive me if I default to the Western divisions in honor of my geography. I’ll finish things up on the East Coast shortly.
The Raiders have played a high-risk, high-reward brand of fantasy football since the inauguration. It’s their style. And while it hasn’t yet put them over the top, it’s come very close – the unluckiest team of 2015 could have been West division champion EASILY if just a couple of points had swung the other way. If I recall correctly, they lost something like 3 games in 2015 by margins of less than a couple points. It was nuts. At some point that luck has to turn. And it might be this year.
But man this squad is risky. Carson Palmer’s solid. But after that? Arian Foster could be a total bust or he could be a top 5 RB again after a veritable year off. Oakland will also trot out Jay Ajayi – but he’s also quite unproven. This could be a hell of a tandem – or it could timeshare itself into oblivion. Eddie Lacy was one of the most disappointing players in the league… but he’s also a contender for top pick if he gets back to form. Josh Gordon has finally gotten away from the devastating influence of Johnny Manziel and looks to put his extensive suspension experience to work in actual football. But will his suspension experience transfer to the field? Possible top 10 WR… possible total bust. Davante Adams? Jordan Matthews out of Chip’s offense? Brandon Coleman? When DOES Tyler Eifert actually return. How does he play when he does? If the offense plays out, Oakland could have two top-5 RBs, 2 top 10 WRs and a top 5 TE. If it doesn’t, they could literally have Carson Palmer and a squad of ineffective backups and timeshares. Oakland has wisely handcuffed RB investments, but still. The range of possible outcomes here is insane.
The defense is really good, but there are still a lot of high-potential low-floor guys here. Jordan Hicks was spectacular at LB as a rookie before going out for the year. Can he stay healthy AND avoid a sophomore slump? Is he for reelz? Preston Brown has a huge role due to a Reggie Ragland injury… but he needed a rookie to get injured to get that role. Can he take advantage? TJ Carrie is a nice young player, but can he translate that to points? Is Karl Joseph ready to produce from day #1?
I will say this – on defense, I think the probability of “yes” answers are very high to most of these questions. This is a team with a good Carson Palmer and a good defense. Whether or not this is the AFC West division champs is going to depend on the wide range of outcomes with the skill players. As it always is, the Oakland Raiders should be an funsquad to follow – and a not very fun squad to play.
San Diego Chargers (9-7):
As I sit here typing on Ventura Blvd, looking out at the Palm Trees and the Poke-mon-ers, contemplating that noblest and manliest of pursuits that is fantasy football, I think it is possible (even likely) that I am sun-poisoned. The San Diego Chargers? Where the HECK did they come from? This team has been bad since day 1, and did not seem to have a real credible path to excellence as early as last year. But as I review this division, lest my eyes deceive me, the Chargers have somehow become good. And not just good, but potentially fantastic – on both sides of the ball.
Phillip Rivers and Antonio Gates are back for one more campaign in the sun. With DeMarco Murray gone and Darren Sproles elderly, Ryan Matthews is all of a sudden the bell-cow back for a new look Eagles team. Doug Baldwin somehow turned from a mediocre at best WR on a run-first offense into a star. Travis Benjamin emerged from the Cleveland purgatory of high-potential Wide Receivers come to naught (looking at you Greg Little – which is more than can be said for any of your quarterbacks!) to also become a star. Jermaine Kearse is not half bad either. This offense is suddenly, solidly excellent.
On the flip side, the defense strikes me as sneaky-good. Poor man’s Carolina Panthers sneaky-good. Beyond DeMarcus Ware, the star-power isn’t there, and Rolando McClain’s “purple drank” hurts pretty significantly. But the thing that really is compelling about this squad is that everybody is solid. There’s no real drop off. They can field a team 11 deep and expect to see starter level outputs from all of them – even if the name recognition isn’t quite star caliber.
Here’s the issue for this team – DEPTH. This is a starting 20 that can compete for the division and a playoff spot. The issue, though, is that there is literally NOTHING after it. Jacob Tamme is literally the only piece of value outside of the starting lineup, and that depth is already going to be tested. There’s no good replacement for DeAngelo Williams if Le’Veon can stay off the ganja, and Stevie Johnson’s season ending injury (rumor has it that he picked a fight with Batman. The conclusion is unsurprising) means that there’s no backup at either of the other skill positions either. But it’s worst on defense, where the Chargers are absolutely reeling at Linebacker. Donald Butler, a past star, was surprisingly cut, Rolando McClain is suspended for the entire regular season, and Pernell McPhee will start the season on the PUP list and miss at least 6 games (9 in real deal land). That leaves the San Diego with only two starting linebackers – pending any additional injuries.
The 2016 iteration of the San Diego Chargers should be the best one yet. But every player should live in one of those plastic bubbles that are all the rage in youtube videos (where they roll down the hill and crush stampeding college students), because this team is susceptible to injuries, benchings, and suspensions in a way that very few others are. Below is what I see as the optimal scenario for your 2016 San Diego Chargers.
Kansas City Chiefs (9-7):
The Kansas City Chiefs are in the market for both a good trainer and the fountain of youth. Possibly both. Season-ending injuries to starting Linebackers Justin Houston and Reggie Ragland coupled with uncertainties about Jordy Nelson’s return, Jordan Reed’s status (will he get banged up sleep testing posture-pedic mattresses? Touching feathers? Blowing up balloons? Cuddling kittens or baby chicks? Absolutely everything is perilous when you are Jordan Reed), and the capacity of young linemen Caraun Reid and Dante Fowler to start games and make tackles place some question marks around this year’s Chiefs squad. It’s not just health that’s uncertain for this team, but also roles – where does Giovani Bernard fit in Cincinnati’s backfield tandem with Jeremy Hill? Will Tavon Austin still get touches in a Jared Goff system – and if he does, can he maintain the # of big plays he made last year?
Also, can someone please explain to me why Tavon Ausin is NOT returning kickoffs? Please?!? I can just picture the conversation.
Coach A: So, we have this guy who goes from 0 to 60 faster than the Flash. He’s absolutely deadly in open spaces. Every time he touches it with some room, he is a real threat to take it to the house. He’s also a super tiny for a receiver, which means he’s not going to win a lot of 50-50 balls. Hmm. How can we possibly get him the ball?
Coach B: I have it! Let’s take our rookie quarterback and have him try to throw passes to him while he’s covered by a guy who is 7 inches taller than he is. He’ll probably be able to see him. Or, we can throw telegraphed check passes or hand it off to him and ask him to break tackles with his 73 pound frame.
Coach A: I love it! It’s foolproof.
Coach C: What about returning kickoffs? That way, he would catch the ball in space and could get acceleration…
Coach A: That’s absurd. Go sit in the corner. You’re such a damn fool you probably think zebras are real animals and not just what line judges look like when you get concussed!
The Chiefs should be a good team – Alex Smith is a serviceable scrambler, and the pass-catching group of Nelson, Austin, Reed, Randall Cobb and Pierre Garcon should put up some points. There are starting caliber defenders at every position and even in the absence of Houston and Ragland, the linebacking core of D’Qwell Jackson, KJ Wright, and Derrick Johnson should be strong for one more year. Everson Griffen and Fowler should form a strong pass rush, and newcomers Corey Graham and Malcolm Butler should bolster what was a flagging secondary. The trick isn’t whether the Chiefs will contend – they will – it’s whether they will win. And while the chances are there, Oakland has a higher ceiling and San Diego’s starting twenty may have a lower floor. Only time will tell if the Chiefs can get back to the playoffs for the 4th consecutive season.
Denver Broncos (6-10):
The post-Peyton era is alive and well for the Denver Broncos, who are faced with a bit of a “reload and see what we have” year. Paxton Lynch is safely ensconced as the Franchise QB of the future, and Demaryius Thomas is going to be a stud no matter who is throwing him the ball. And frankly, the defense the Broncos can trot out this year is going to be surprisingly good for a team that’s gotten a “focus on the offense” rap. Guys like Malik Jackson, Danny Trevathan, George Johnson, Duke Ihenacho, VInce Wilfork, Chris Harris Jr. and Rahim Moore are going to keep this year’s Broncos competitive in a lot of games. And there are young players coming up for this team, with Javon Hargraves, DeAndre Washington and Paxton Lynch portending a promising future.
But the 2016 edition of the Flying Elways is going to feature one prominent question every game they play. Can they score? Demaryius can. Dion Lewis cannot. The reason being that he’s injured. It makes it hard. And after that? Anquan Boldin just celebrated his 93rd birthday, and while he can still make some grabs as a possession receiver, particularly in a Lions lineup seeking to fill the Calvin Johnson void, there’s a real question of just how many catches he can still make. Jeff Janis is fighting with what seems like about 62 other promising young receivers to be a tertiary option for Aaron Rodgers. DeAndre Washington should catch some passes, but isn’t likely to have a starting role as a rookie, and there’s no real TE to speak of. It’s a very real possibility that the Broncos could run out a team with a zero from QB, Nick Vannett, Cole Beasley and Jeff Janis on a regular basis. That would make it very hard to get it done in what is shaping up to be a surprisingly competitive AFC West.
Arizona Cardinals (11-5): “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.” That should be Arizona’s motto this year. But actually, there’s no bear. There’s more like a chubby little chimpanzee with a stick. Basically, it’s like that old “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing” program where you are driving a car and you have to win by typing a certain number of words per minute. The super-fast typers would set it to like 70 to train for careers in clerical work. The slackers would set it to about 20 wpm so they could hunt and peck and not have to learn. That’s sort of what it’s like for Arizona this year. The pace car is set to about 12 wpm. So Arizona could field a football team consisting of nothing but pygmy otters and lepers and still win the division by about 5 games. Below is a video detailing what I expect the NFC West division race to look like. The dude is Arizona. Unfortunately, I can’t embed this one, but watch it anyway.
This year, Arizona runs away with the division largely by virtue of not having a serious of massive, gaping holes big enough you could drive a tractor-trailer through at major skill positions. Matt Ryan and Shady McCoy give some solid star power on the offensive front, and the defense is good, bordering on excellent, particularly up front. The combination of Calais Campbell and JJ Watt are set to average nearly 30ppg from the Defensive End position alone – which is a very nice built in competitive advantage. An extremely strong secondary (Barry Church, TJ McDonald and Rashad Johnson at Safety, with Josh Norman and DRC doing the covering) should also put up a lot of points. It’s an interesting defensive strategy by Arizona, which has built up a surplus of strength at positions of scarcity (DE and S) throughout the league. Where most teams are scraping by for capable starters, Arizona has loaded up at these positions to bolster a good but not great, linebacking corps.
The offense is sketchier, but actually has a lot of potential. The jury is still out on whether or not Kamar Aiken, is, in fact, good at football. Signs seem to be pointing up for him, though, and he may well be the most productive Ravens receiver this year. The jury does, however, seem to have returned a verdict on Reuben Randle (not good enough for football. Let’s hope he can type!). Michael Floyd continues to be “on the edge of a breakout year” (for the record, I think he gets it) and both Brandon LaFell and Richard Rodgers have solid opportunities on their respective teams.
End of the day, I’m probably being too hard on the poor Cardinals. They are going to win this division by six games again – not just because they are the best of a bunch of bad teams – but because they are a legitimately good team. Lock this one up, it is in the bag.
Seattle Seahawks (7-9):
Being the second best team in the NFC West is a little bit like being the second best quarterback the Browns have had in the last 25 years. It’s not exactly much of an honor. That said, let’s take a second to stop and appreciate what the Seahawks have accomplished in terms of a quick rebuild. One year after selling literally everything, the Hawks are already rebuilding to the point where I expect them to finish SECOND in their division. Now, keep in mind that doesn’t mean a lot. But it is a nice step forward for the rebuilding Hawks.
It’s going to be a show me year for a lot of the young and promising players, starting with #1 overall pick Ezekiel Elliott, who joins Sterling Shepard as high class weapons for Russell Wilson, who literally had NO weapons last year. He had so few weapons that not even Ryan Lochte could have claimed to feel threatened by meeting him in a dark alley (he could, however, have seriously injured Jordan Reed).
This year, Shepard and Elliott alone should provide some rejuvenation for the offense – and for many years to come. With the notable exception of Tight End (where MyCole Pruitt really shouldn’t be anybody’s Cole Pruitt, he’s just not good enough to want), the Seahawks offense is actually filled with some promising young players – Paul Richardson is an absolutely gunner (runs like Usain bolt – though it is unclear how that will work for him to catch passes, as he tops out at 4’3” wearing wooden dutch platform shoes). Pharoh Cooper may find a role in the highly unsettled group of Goff-targets. Alex Collins is pushing for a role in a suddenly Beast-less Seattle backfield, though the re-emergence of pre-season hero Christine Michael puts a little doubt on that. Long and short, there’s young talent on the offensive side of the ball, though most of it will take some time to really develop.
There’s young talent on the other side of the ball too, though not quite to the same extent. Most notably, rookie Kamali Correa (not Kai’oahu’injured’guy, though the names are confusing) joins Denzel Perryman and Bobby Wagner to form a powerhouse linebacking corner. Other young guns with promise include Kenneth Acker, Deon Bush, and Jihad Ward, who join other young guns without promise (looking at you, Cassius Marsh) and stabilizing veterans in Brandon Browner and Kam Chancellor. The Legion of Boom this is not, but good enough to be second in this division? Absolutely. Just as exciting for the Seahawks are another trifecta of first round picks (all coming potentially in the top half of the first round) to help complete the rebuild. This team still needs another year to get really good – but its on the right trajectory
San Francisco 49ers (6-10):
So I will say this for the 9ers – this is a team that could surprise. It’s an intriguing plan that’s been put into place, and it could certainly pay off – just like Oakland, this team seems to have captured the bay area penchant for high risk, high reward players. Unlike Oakland though, I have more concerns about these risks – and I’m not sure there are enough sure things to warrant quite as much optimism.
For one, it all starts with the dynamic QB to WR1 duo that every team covets to score major points. RGIII to Corey Coleman. How the heck do you evaluate this pairing? By all accounts, RGIII has looked pretty excellent in camp (dude even SLID the other night – Dayumm! Times, they are a-changin’) and pretty mediocre in the preseason. And also by all accounts (this is actually probably an overstatement, as there are a LOT of accounts. The internet causes accounts to proliferate and everybody has a different one. It’s kind of like Olympians filing police reports. Ooh. Lochte-burn), Corey Coleman is the real deal. But man. Coleman is a rookie. RGIII is a multi-bust. It’s Cleveland. This could be a 20/20ppg pairing and the foundation of a better than expected offense. But the bust chances seem high too. Just hard to evaluate.
It’s like that all the way down the roster. Michael Thomas could catch a lot of Drew Brees passes (there are usually lots of them), or he could be confused for various other Mike Thomas’ and disappear. Austin Seafaring-Jenkins could be the stud we’ve been expecting for years, or he could lose his job to his landlubbing counterpart, Cameron the Brate. Similar story for Matt Jones. Hunter Henry is a very promising TE for the long-term of this team, but he’s also a rookie TE – who traditionally don’t do very much. D-liners Benson Mayowa and Erik Armstead may or may not be all the way back from injury. Slick Willie Young and Duron Harmon’s roles are up in the air in the secondary (or were, before the trade), and it remains to be seen how much the SF IDPers will see statistical bounces due to the preposterous number of snaps Chip Kelly (and his minions Blaine and Colin) will make them play on the field.
The trick for me is that none of these risks feel great for 2016. I like Corey Coleman, and to a real degree RGIII. I like Armstead. But I like Brate over Jenkins, Mike Thomas as a role-player, not a starter, Matt Jones to time share, and Hunter Henry to be a rookie. I don’t like Slick Willie Young. And even if all these risks were to pan out, I think a second place divisional finish is the ceiling for this squad. I don’t doubt that this team can play way ahead of where I expect them to be – and the pieces are there for a nice dynasty squad (oh, and Sheldon Richardson is a vengeful Aztec deity), but my prediction is a 3rd place finish for this team.
Los Angeles Rams (5-11):
The only thing with less dignity than the acronym LARM is potentially going to be the LARM offense this year. Unfortunately, that is going to undercut what could actually be a surprisingly decent defense to keep this team at the bottom of the NFC West pecking order.
In many ways, the Rams seem to be in the same place that the Seahawks were last year, but with a better defense and fewer draft picks. There’s promising young quarterback Marcus Mariota – and not a whole lot else. Interestingly, the Rams second best player on offense is another quarterback – Slammin’ Sammy Bradford. After that? Well, Chris Sims could be ok with the Muscle Hamster’s sloppy seconds. But man. Cordarelle Patterson and Bishop Sankey are two high-profile rookies who have busted HARD looking to resurrect their careers away from the Detroit spotlight. It’s hard to see either one doing it. Sankey has already been cut, along with starting WR Chris Givens. Jared Cook has been a breakout threat forever, but he’ll be about the 11th option on the Packers. Darrius Heyward Bay is another high-profile bust who has shown occasional flashes, but looks stuck behind Sammie Coates and Markus Wheaton in Martavis Bryant’s absence. Moritz Boehringer should bring in six or seven German fans, but not nearly as many footballs. And Jeff Cumberland, always a favorite of this author, is both injured and not actually very good at scoring fantasy points, despite his sheer awesomeness. That offense is going to STRUGGLE, a la Seattle 2015.
It’s a shame, because the offense is going to undercut what should be a very nice defense. The Rams have some real riches in the secondary, with Senquez Golson, Rodney McCleod, Janoris Jenkins, Darian Stewart, Marcus Cooper, and EJ Gaines all looking starting caliber. Bob Ayers Jr. and Cedric Thornton provide some nice power up front, and James Laurinitis and Nick Perry are no slouches in the middle, though the Linebacking corps is weaker than either the front-line or the outfield.
End of the day, it’s possible that the defense is enough to put this team up to a third or even a second place finish if things break right. But that offense is going to hamstring this team’s ceiling and keep them in contention for a top five pick throughout the year. The tough part for the Rams is that that pick will be their only real draft asset of value for next year unless a QB can be flipped or they can turn some of that secondary depth into draft capital. It’s a rebuild in SoCal, but it’s not looking like a fast one.